Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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