He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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