his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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