You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
God I need to hump something, right now.
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