Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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