Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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