South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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