This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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