Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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