Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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