So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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