Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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