i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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