I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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