break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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