After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
