People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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