i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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