i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You may now shotgun with the bride
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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