i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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