i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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