her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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