At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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