is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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