I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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