5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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