I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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