"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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