susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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