Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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