That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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