you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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