laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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