weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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