Just fell off a train. Bad.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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