i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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