This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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