I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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