C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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