she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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