i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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