Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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