guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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