Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Enjoy the penises
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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