I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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