On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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