I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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