I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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