eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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