For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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