Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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