That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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