But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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