We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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